No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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