some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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