Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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