I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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