doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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