I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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