I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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