Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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