sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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