I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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