new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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