i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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