So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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