Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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