at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
How's work?
Spinning.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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