U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I think people are normalizing furries
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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