just tell him i said nine months
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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