I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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