they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
love makes seman taste better
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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