Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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