wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she peed on how many people?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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