also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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