dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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