yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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