Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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