OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
