but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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