Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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