spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
