Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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