I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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