girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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