Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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