The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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