Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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