: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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