I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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