That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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