how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
why is half of my head shaved?
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