Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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