Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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