That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
