quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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