I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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