And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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