I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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