I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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