I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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