So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize