so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
4 words: hood of his car
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
How's work?
Spinning.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
