I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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