Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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