Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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